The Ashes!

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OK, I like a bit of humour as much as the next, and when we beat the Aussies, (it doesn’t normally happen that often) I think we should make the most of it!!

It’s not fat loss, but it it’s sort of fitness!

Well done the England lads!

Q. What do you call an Australian with a champagne bottle in his hand?

A. A waiter.

Q.What do you call an Australian cricketer with a hundred next to his name?

A. A Bowler

Q. Why could Ricky Ponting never be a funeral director?

A. He would keep losing the ashes.

Q. Why can’t Aussies get into their beer bottles any more?

A. They don’t have any decent openers.

Q. What do you call a world-class Australian cricketer?

A. Retired

Q. What does the Australian cricket coach actual do?

A. Transport the team from the hotel to the ground.

Q. How bad is Australia’s batting?

A. Well, they’re thinking of moving up Extras to the middle order.

Q. Why don’t Australian fielders need inoculations?

A. Because they hardly ever catch anything.

Q. How can you tell that a planeload of Aussies has just landed?

A. The engines have stopped but you can still hear the whining.

Q. What would James Anderson be if he were Australian?

A. An all-rounder.

Q. What are Australian gripes?

A. Something they make whines from.

Q. What would Paul Collingwood be if he were Australian?

A. An all-rounder.

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